Franklin: Mother. I have fallen off my scooter and require assistance.
Mother: Franklin, look at your knee, you're bleeding!
Franklin: The pavement was the victim, I am the victor.
Mother: Just wait right here, let me get something, okay?
Franklin: Bandage me in silk and I shall ride again!
Mother: Okay, we have to clean it first.
Franklin: What's that?
Mother: It's hydrogen peroxide.
Franklin: Oh.
Mother: It'll disinfect it.
Franklin: Does it hurt?
Mother: No, no, it won't hurt.
Franklin: Promise?
Mother:
Mother: Promise.
Franklin: Oh, okay.
Mother: Well, maybe just, like, a little bit.
Franklin: It's kinda cold.
Franklin:
Franklin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mother: I'm sorry, sweetie, I have to do this.
Franklin: THE HORNETS OF HADES HATH DESCENDED UPON ME
Mother: I had to, Franklin.
Franklin: I HAVE SMELTED IRON WITH THE TITAN'S TOUCH AND FORGED SWORDS WITH CHIMERA'S FLAME-
Mother: Oh god-
Franklin: -BUT NEVER FELT THE BASILISK'S STING LIKE THIS
Mother: It sting a little bit, but it's not that bad.
Franklin: LAY TWO TOKENS ON MY EYES FOR THE FERRYMEN
Mother: Franklin-
Franklin: I'm fading to Elysium...I see Bartholomew...
Mother: Just had to bring the hamster up.
Franklin: HE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
Mother: Franklin, you're being a little dramatic.
Franklin: I AM THE DRAMA
Mother: *sigh* Do you want Spongebob band-aid or Marvel Avengers band-aid?
Franklin: Spongebob band-aid, please.
