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Hunter: *kneeling on the ground*

Captain: Hunter, what the hell are you doing?

Hunter: Kneeling. Like a son of a bitch.

Captain sees a newspaper on the ground and picks it up.

Captain: This one says..."no kneeling." Like they're yelling. NO KNEELING!

Hunter: I'll kneel if I want to, bitch.

Captain: *sigh*

Hunter: Indiana Jones kneeled. The other guy didn't and he lost his head.

Captain: Totally different situation.

Hunter: How?

Captain: He thought- he was- he was trying to-

Captain: Fine. *kneels*

Captain:

Hunter:

Hunter: Only penitent men will pass.

Captain: Just shut up. Just shut the hell up.



















Captain and Hunter remind me of Steve and Tankman.

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