Player and Veteran are at a party and they see Captain walking over to them.
Veteran: Fuck, Captain's coming over. I hate that bitch. I hate him. I HATE THAT FUCKING BITCH.
Player: Dude, calm down-
Veteran: I FUCKING HATE THAT FUCKING BITCH! I FUCKING HATE HI-
Captain: Hey guys! :)
Player: ...hi captain...