um, skip this chapter, idrc

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Hello beautiful humans, I came here to rant, because I'm bored, lonely and have nothing better to do.

So um there's this ✨apple✨ right?

And I just reeeeaaally want to be around this apple 😌 it's a friendly apple, and it can talk, and I love it

But like, when the apple isn't there, I miss it a lot

And um the apple isn't here guys

I don't want to ✨bother✨ the apple because then I will annoy it, and it has other things to do and other fruits to talk to, like pear and orange. Why would apple want to spend 110% of it's time with me idfk i'm not important

But like I reaaally miss this freaking apple and they're always doing something like vibing in the fruit bowl or talking to pear

What. Do I do. Because it's not hEaLtHy although apples are very healthy 💅 it's not the APPLE that's bad, it's mE soooooo hmmmmmmmmm?

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