Here's a one-time-only for ya, just a nice casual story. By the way, the title was meant to say "The Bank Robber" but oh well.
Roland was a really realy old man. He'd been devorced like 5 times!
He robbed a bank once but was never caught. The bottom line is, Roland was a really sneaky man. Or at least... he used to be. Before time snatched his youth from him, and thus, he was stripped of his stealth.
Roland had two children. Twins, actually. Their names were Timothy and Jill.
Jill grew wings and flew over Roland's house for the rest of time, for no reason in particular, other than 'she wanted to'.
Her twin brother, Timothy, gave her the nickname 'Big Jill'. She was like an angel to him and Roland.
Until she got shot by an arrow and died.
Timothy liked to break into peoples houses. He was wanted for a lot of money. Thankfully, he walked into a welcoming home!
There were two residents who were willing to let him hide there.
They trapped him by the stairs with big planks of wood.
But... one of the residents, Toby, punched Timothy, and he died.
Toby's sister, Amy, hung Timothy's remains on her bedroom wall.
Anyway, back to Roland. He went to look for his twins, and found Big Jill lying dead on the roof, and Timothy's dead body hanging. Roland turned Toby and Amy in.
When the police realised it was Roland on the phone, they immediately arrested him.
But he died of old age.
The end.
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RandomCult of No Context I wrote these at 1 in the morning. this is the result of sleep deprivation, everybody @G0at__ made all covers If you wanna be in the cult, idk just read all the chapters. If you read all the chapters, you may be written into the s...
