Haha jokes on you, get it

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Yellow and Sandy were telling each other jokes.

"Why did the banana go to the doctors?" Yellow asked Sandy. "He wasn't peeling very well!" She finished. They both laughed together.

"Ok, ok, I got one," Sandy said. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Yellow, existing in this universe, was obviously a dumb bitch. So, she replied curiously with, "I don't know, why?"

"To get to the other side!" Sandy laughed at her own joke, expecting a similar response from her friend...

But when all she got was an ominous silence, Sandy slowly looked up at an extremely angry Yellow.

"What the truck kinda joke is that?!" Yellow yelled.

"A funny one...?" Sandy replied, also being a dumb bitch.

"YOU STUPID DUMB KENTUCKY FRIED POO FACE BITCH HEAD!" Yellow screamed angrily.

Yellow threw her cat, Oreo, at Sandy. Sandy died.

Oreo and Yellow lived happily ever after.



Moral of the story: they are both dumb bitches.

The end.

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