(This is from two different perspectives :3 Mine and whOlesOme_Patton's)
My Perspective:
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It all started when Doorhandle suggested that she and Table play Monopoly.
It all went really well! Doorhandle had quite a few houses, and it looked promising.
Table was a peasant with no money. Or in this universe, what do we call him?
A dumb bitch.
But there was always a chance that the tables could turn.
Doorhandle looked down at all of her money and smirked. However, when she caught a glance of one particular square, her smug remark shifted into a rather anxious frown.
Free parking.
The two friends had been slowly adding to it since the beginning of the game.
Out of the blue, something happened that would change Doorhandle and Table's friendship forever...
Table landed on Free Parking...
Doorhandle was furious!
She even went onto one of her favourite apps, Wattpad, and complained to her new-found friend, Joe.
As she was angrily staring down at her phone and typing frantically, Table made matters worse.
"Don't complain to Joe!" He laughed.
Doorhandle was pissed off. She had messaged all of her friends on mRPG, pissing them off at the spam in the process, and...
Now, even Joe had turned on her...
Doorhandle... had been betrayed...
She threw Table out the window.
Table got caught in a tree and died of hypothermia at 4 in the morning.
Doorhandle was going to find Joe... and when she did,
He better run.
Patton's Perspective:
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Table is not a cheating bitch.
So Door handle and Table decided to play monopoly at like 7ish maybe and it went on till 3am. Through out this game Door handle and Table were insulting eachother a lot.
There was around 1,000 monopoly money in the middle and Table was lucky enough to land in free parking but Door handle the salty hoe was a cronky. Table got this 2 more times. At one point it was 3,000+. Luckily Table landed on free parking and got the 3’000+. Door handle was fUmIng and called Table a cheater and that they rigged the dice. Then they both proceeded to cOmPlaiN to JoE multiple times calling eachother cheaters. For example :
DH:JOeeee ;w; Table is cheatiiing ;-; they got £3,726
Joe: is you cheating tAbLe
Table:I would never cheat.Dh is just jealous that I gotthat money fair and square.
JOe: dOnt accUse tAbLe of cHeatInG wiTh oUt evIdeNCe.
Door handle was determined to make Table seem like a cheater. So he messaged their other friends and they fought to the death.
Who was triumphant?
Honestly I don’t know
FYI Table won that money fair and square and is not a cheater.
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