There was a wankor called Poopy McPoo.
Poopy was in the FBI whcih stands for fluffy bitch impostoers
No it doesnt stand for federal bureau investigation.
No, dont argue with me
No
It stands for fluffy bifch impsoroees.
Stop arguing
Youre forgetting what universe yer in, mine
Ok anywaysn moving on..
Poopy ran into a school with her gun and busteded a rood down and seaid "FBI hold ur hanfs where i can see them, i'm looking for someone cald eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehotchisfit, have you ssen them?"
Nibody said yeas.
Poor Poopy McPoo ran away with her fancy gun and suit and tie and neat hair to go kidnap- i mean arrest *ahem...* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehotchisfit.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehotchisfit was a chemcistsytry teacher andnhe did the crime of spoons.
Ms. McPoo handcuffed the criminal and said "You're udjer arreost for suspicion of spoonz" then she shoved him in car and drova awahney.
Ahuajsj anywazus eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehotchisfit went to jaeil for spzoojs and Poopyie mcpsooop got a raise and promostied becauz she si si si is smsrt and she got snotehr gun and shot all of her collegaegeued jajahahahaja then she would have gone to jail but there were no fbi peoplz to interrogate her so she got stuck handcuffed to a table for all eternity and she starved and died.
The end.
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