She does want the pigeon bumhol tho

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Stephanie was a little girl.

She had a pigeon. But she didn't own the pigeon.

The pigeon owned her.

The pigeon walked into his kitchen one day, and Stephanie followed.

Nobody knows how Stephanie got out of her cage, though.

The pigeon was very mad at her. He put her back in her cage, which had a sign above it saying 'vErY gAy'.

Knowing that the only way Stephanie could get out was to teleport, the pigeon concluded that she must have wanted pigeon bumhol.

After all, that's the only thing she could have enough willpower to teleport for.

Stephanie is a dumb itch.

The end.

*happy sssnake noises* Morning everyone! Well... depends if it's morning for you...

Anyways, this book is literally like a chat between us 3 sooooo how was your day
:3 i totally hope it was terrible~

Oh and yess i am updatig this dumb story again... don't ask me why because i totally know

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