My HONK

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Hannah and Cecile were strolling through a field but stopped in their tracks when they found a big group of geese.

Hannah clapped at them and screamed, "HONK!"

Cecile laughed at her friends' stupidity, which encouridged Hannah to continue being a dumb bitch.

"If you gonna call me Hannah," She continued in a deep voice. "At least put honk infront of it." She charged towards the geese yelling, "MY WAY, MY WAY, OR THE HIGHWAY, MY WAY!"

The geese merged together to create one giant goose, and ate Hannah. Cecile just kept laughing at Hannah's absolute dumbfuckery.

Cecile was honestly just useless.

Cecile pet the giant goose, and they became close friends. She named it Nobbert.

The end.

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