Cult of No Context
I wrote these at 1 in the morning.
this is the result of sleep deprivation, everybody
@G0at__ made all covers
If you wanna be in the cult, idk just read all the chapters. If you read all the chapters, you may be written into the s...
Ok since I'm the bEsTeSt author on the planet, I do special chapters for special people, and this little chicken has been slurping an unknown beverage in my message board since the 28th of June -^-
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So naturally, I wrote them a chapter :)
Your new name is Thomas, you're very welcome. There is no choice in the no context universe, but I figured you would like that name.
Right so Thomas, this lanky cow, went up to an even lankier lass called KnockknockwhostherejoeohhahafunnynoyouresupposedtosayjoewhoHAHJOEMOMA and sipped obnoxiously loud on his drink.
KnockknockwhostherejoeohhahafunnynoyouresupposedtosayjoewhoHAHJOEMOMA was furious, but she put up with it anyway because she's just THAT nice.
Anyways, Thomas died because he drank so much poison.
