This story may or may not be based off of me...
Chair and Lamp were two friends living together. Chair being female, Lamp being male.
Of course their names were short for Chairdoesbackflipsonkids and Lampisapedophileinhissparetime.
So basically everything is as it should be in the No Context universe.
Now, Chair started a Wattpad story. She wanted to become famous through the art of storytelling!
Lamp designed the cover photos for every one of Chair's chapters. It was amazing teamwork.
When Chair checked on the story she created, she saw that it had 219 views and 44 votes! She was so happy!
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But then, she grew up.
12 years and 9 days later, Lamp found the old story from 12 years and 9 days ago.
Chair died of cringe, and Lamp dug her grave. After he did, he climed in and got his friend Gregory to cover them both with dirt.
Chair was buried, and Lamp was buried alive.
R.I.P.
Chairdoesbackflipsonkids Smith
R.I.P.
Lampisapedophileinhissparetime Bollocks
The end.
Ok I have a mission... I need to find a bunch of Sides on Wattpad to join our cult of No Context ÒwÓ
Now, when I do missions, I like to name them after an animal... so...
What animals have secret cults?
...
Fucking wasps because if you kill one, they all come to END YOU
So...
I'll give regular updates on Operation Wasp~
Peace out, cursed potatoes~
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RandomCult of No Context I wrote these at 1 in the morning. this is the result of sleep deprivation, everybody @G0at__ made all covers If you wanna be in the cult, idk just read all the chapters. If you read all the chapters, you may be written into the s...
