Cult of No Context
I wrote these at 1 in the morning.
this is the result of sleep deprivation, everybody
@G0at__ made all covers
If you wanna be in the cult, idk just read all the chapters. If you read all the chapters, you may be written into the s...
Joe was currently being hunted by Doorhandle because he "betrayed her" (in her eyes), and standing in his basement with Cecile and Joanna, previously named Weeweehead, whome he took home from a bar (remember she is also pregnant with Pooheads child but he died).
Anyways, on with the story, you weirdos.
Joe was vibing in a basement.
He got a text from "🚪🔪🍆🖕". He looked down at his phone and sighed.
"Dee..." He mumbled. Joanna looked at him angrily. "ThErE'S aNoThEr giRL?!"
A/N: im bored so ima speed it up
Joe said no, the text was asking where Joe lived. Dee is his nickname for Doorhandle.
Joe told her where he lived and then moved house, leaving Cecile in the chair in the basement.
Joe and Joanna lived happily ever after.
Doorhandle found Cecile and was even more pissed off at Joe.
Doorhandle had nothing to live for other than these three options:
1. Kill Joe 2. Die trying 3. Kill Joe and die in the process
So it wasn't looking great for her considering two thirds of her options include her own death, but that was fine for her. She had no friends.
The only friend she ever had was Table, whome she threw out the window after a heated arguement about Free Parking in Monopoly.
Doorhandle had been brainwashed by something, or someone.
Doorhandle thought she was in a game.
In order to successfully kill Joe and live, she had to level up.
Doorhandle killed Cecile.
The end.
Ooh- ooh! I have a special ending for you this time!
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