Fiendish Thingies for Beatlemaniacs Only, Book 2!

Introducing Detective Macca!

John: Paul, why you are in your noir clothes again?

Paul: Because Detective Macca is on the case.

George: Detective Macca? You're still using that name?

Paul: Do you have a problem with it, Harrison?

George: No, it's just odd. You found your bass, it's over. You don't need this anymore.

Paul: Oh, yes I do. Ever since that day, I realized I like this style. So now I'm off to solve more mysteries.

Ringo: But you don't have any mysteries to solve.

Paul: That's why they're here...

Ringo: Who?

Paul: The people reading this book.

John: I still don't know why you want to continue this game.

Paul: Because my presence was requested by two wonderful people.

George: Who are they?

Me: Me and someone else did. Is that a problem?

Paul: See, love? Two of us think it's a good idea.

John: Now is not a good time for the pet names, Macca.

Paul: Here's a reminder, everyone! If you have anything that needs to be solved, tell me! I would love to get back into the noir mood.

Me: Yes, Paul and I would love for this series to be a thing on here.

John: Why are you here?

Me: Am I not allowed to show support for the one I love?

John: *mumbles* Lovebirds.

George: Well, if we're going to start, I think someone ate my biscuits...

Paul: *smirks*

If you haven't read Bass Noir, this is probably really weird to you. Let me explain:

This was requested by one of my best friends on Wattpad, KGL1404 after I called Paul Detective Macca in that story. Now I'm making it a mini series in this book, so be prepared for these every so often. And yes, if you've got something you want Paul to solve, he'll do it! Of course, right after he finds out who ate George's biscuits. 😂