Whatever Comes (Demma Book 1)

The Rosie O'Donnell Show

Dateline: November 14th, 2001

Rosie: Now, have you seen Harry Potter and Hermione Granger yet?

John: I haven't seen it yet.

Rosie: You're the only one in here who didn't see it?

John: I know! I'm totally in the minority; it's great!

Rosie: It's really, really great, and we have- we have the kids here

John: It's so cool!

Rosie: And we have these Harry Potter Glasses! Glasses are cool now, for kids. And this, in front of my desk, is all the stuff from our gift bag. We're giving everybody this great stuff. The original movie soundtrack, a view master, some of these, uh... Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, they have vomit flavour.

John: Nice!

Rosie: Yeah. And, uh... we got everything Harry Potter and Hermione Granger you would want today, and it's for you guys to take home. So, enjoy! I hope you like it. Well, this is going to be a great show; I can't hardly wait. My kids are so excited. Yeah, my son thought it was so scary, so we went and saw it again. Yeah, he loves it, and now he brought his sister, Chelsea, and he's leaning over going, "Get ready here comes the face in the BOOK!" Totally running the whole thing. But, uh... they loved it, I loved it, we have the adorable kids, it's a whole half-hour tribute to Harry Potter and Hermione Granger don't go away, we'll be back after this!

Rosie: (reading a book) Oops! It's quite up in the Vanity Fair Issue with Harry Potter and Hermione Granger on the cover; there you go! Flying brooms, Three-Headed Dogs, and Invisible Clothing are just a few of the things that come to mind when our first guests became the boy and girl wizards everyone loves, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. I couldn't have done that so much better, but I didn't. Take a look at the clip.

Clip: (Harry saw a note on one of the presents under the tree, and it was a light-silver package laying on top of Harry and Hermione's other presents. He took the letter from the packaging and began to read, ''Your Father left this in my possession before he died. It is time it was returned to you. Use it well.''

Harry was confused as he looked up at her; she shrugs her shoulders, thinking the same, confusing expression that Harry had. His thoughts pondered on who wrote him that letter, but he would leave his thoughts for another time as he unwrapped the string on the silver packaging. Inside was a blanket-like object as Hermione looked at him, confused at the thought.

''What is it?'' she said.

''It's some kind of cloak,'' he said, looking down at the cloak.

''Well, let's see then, put it on.''

Harry followed her orders, and he wrapped the cloak around his shoulders, making his entire appearance disappear before Hermione's eyes.

''Whoa! Harry, that's brilliant!'' she exclaimed. ''With that Invisibility Cloak, we could sneak down to the Restricted Section tonight for more information on Nicholas Flamel.''

''Wait, I'm invisible?'' he said, bemused

''Yes! They're really rare! But, who gave it to you?''

''There was no name. It just said use it well.'')

Rosie: Please welcome, cutie patooties, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger themselves, Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson! Hi, Daniel and Emma!

Dan: Should we sit here?

Rosie: Yes, you sit right here, and you know what, I'll even give you the footstool. Look how nice that is.

Dan and Emma: Oh, cool.