y/n woke up, looking more angry than usual. She wore a black hoodie and black pants and put on a messy bun. y/n decided to walk to school that day because the bus was for losers.
Y/n arrived at school 30 minutes late, but she didn't care because she was a baddie and no one could get in her way.
Y/n looked over to her seat to see the sexiest boy in the whole school; he was blond, white, and had cool clothing, all the other girls had a crush on him, but not baddie Y/n.
at lunch, the dude from her class asked her to sit with him and the baddie y/n said yes, but didn't say anything right after.
When a couple of girls came up to the table that they were sitting at, they were very angry at y/n for having the sheer audacity to steal their man! How could she!
So what they did was make a rumor that baddie y/n ate shit in the girls' bathroom in her free time. Of course, this angered baddie y/n and challenged them to a fight. Everybody circled them, chanting baddie y/n's name because they knew that baddie y/n never lost a fight. Ever.
Baddie y/n threw the first punch and the girls went flying to the other end of the hallway, them trying to lay a punch/hit on baddie y/n but baddie y/n kept dodging all their hits.
"you can't hit me, I'm a baddie." Said baddie y/n.
"We don't fucking care lmao now get punched"
one of the girls grabbed onto y/n's arm and bent it on the other side, making the baddie y/n fall to the ground in pain.
"lol loser"
the rest of the school walked away from baddie y/n, now not feeling like a baddie.
"hey r u ok"
"no"
"oh ok wanna go see the nurse"
"ok"
the girls were expelled and the other guy and baddie y/n had sex and had 774929749980749297492484872 babies and named them all stupid fucking names like "sand", "pebble", "2+2=4", and "ground" they were running out of ideas for baby names so they started to call them numbers
"ok 2, 4 , 69, and pebble, r u ready for middle school" baddie y/n asked her 4 kids.
"yes" they said together.
"ok lol have a nice day and make sure u don't get bullied"
then the boy and baddie y/n made out again and had 78274989472947 more kids.
YOU ARE READING
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