for the record i have no idea how to write either but since this is a crack fic ig i don't rlly have to make them in character especially since this is a fanon fic lol
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expresso pov yay
expresso was nervous for his first day of high school. he was always shy and and always pisses himself for some reason
when expresso got to skool he was bullied instantly for having cat ers idk
"lol loser baby who pisses himself" ironically expresoo pissed himself right there so he crid and ran to the bathroom
when he got to the bathroom he crid and cried utul someone knocked on the stall that he was in
"w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wat" expresso said
"r u ok bb gir" the man outside the door said
"no" expresso said still crying like a little bitch
"can u open the stall pls" the man asked agan
"k" the catboy said
"did u piss urself"
he nods
"why"
"idk"
"who did this to u"
"those bullies outside"
the man got very angry. idk why tho. he just met the dude 3 seconds ago but ok
"btw whats ur name"
"madaline"
"ok"
madaline took out his big sword wow and killed the bullies
"omg t-t-tanks " expresso said
"np"
"do u want to ve my boyfrisd?" he asked again
"sure lol"
"yay" and then he pissed himself agaib
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Fanfiction(Crack Oneshots) crack oneshots so my account dosen't die out like an old prune lmao.
