❝𝐶𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑂𝑛𝑒𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑠❞

Yogurt multiplies and gets grounded

finally, a cookie run crack fic. 

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lilac can't leave yogurt alone for more than 30 seconds because every time they turn their back for a split second, he's gone.

this was ironically not one of those days.

lilac had to go do something that really only took 5 seconds, and the second they came back, there were two yogurts

"what the fuck"

"i multiplied myself"

"i can clearly see that" how the fuck did this happen in a span of 5 seconds. they were literally gone for 5 fucking seconds. "how tf should i know which one of you is the real you"

"idk"

lilac was irritated. but solved the problem by putting a sticky note on both of their foreheads labed one and two.

"that solves that"

lilac turned around for 0.5 seconds until they turned around and saw six more fucking yogurts.

"ok what the actual fuck" and what made them more pissed was that the yogurts that had the sticky notes were off.

lilac did a small headcount to see how many were there now. eight in total. they hoped that he wouldn't multiply again, but dear fucking god when they were thinking to themselves yogurt was multiplied again, and when they looked back up again, there were 5 times the amount as before.

"literally how the fuck"

the yogurts stared at lilac before literally "yelling" their name (it wasn't actual yelling, but multiple voices at once).

lilac didn't partially like loud noises (or people in general), so of course the cringed at the multiple yogurts screaming their name for some reason

when they opened their eyes again, there was way more than before.

"how the fuck are you doing this"

none of them answered

"...im gonna leave for a few seconds"

lilac walked out the door, and before they were about to get back in, there were so many yogurts.

"ok what the actual fuck is going on stop fucking multiplying"

"ok"

"..."

"..."

"what now"

"can we muti-"

" no. "