lilac was bored. half of the kingdom was either getting a can or two of whoop ass in the tropical islands and getting soggy or help saving the world by beating the shit out of every enemy they come by.
"i am bored" lilac said, bored.
he stared at the ground for a few seconds before getting an idea
"omg. i will make a potion." they said again
but unfortnaty for them, they never had made a potion in their entire life besides the sleeping powder that they took along with while on the boat with knight and princess
oh and sparkling too - but he isnt important
they then soon made a potion. woo
it waesn't a potion - just water and some lilac petals
"o omg ur a wazard lilac cookie!!!1!!!! but ur not better than me lolol" wazard said out of nowhere
"omg yay" he said
"but first u need to prove urself"
"rats" lilac said sadly
"it wont be hard doe it'll just take 29726282022483476 years to complete, 29842188128072 years to train and 69420 years to be a master" waard said to try to comfprt lilac
"how much does it take all together"
"uh let me check" wazard pulled out a calculator "hmm"
"it will take 2.9756124e+16 years to complete" wazard said - it took him 2 seconds to answer
"what"
"do you want to be a wazard or not"
"yes"
"then do it"
"but how"
"oh uh - either latte or expresso will teach u"
"ok"
lilac triend with expresso cuz...idk....expreoo's sister looked pretty but looked like one of those people that lilac wont like too nice - she shtill pretty to theem doe.
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❝𝐶𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑂𝑛𝑒𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑠❞
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