"I'M GETTING MY LAWYER!!!1!!!1111!!" yogurt cream cried
"idc lol" lilac said as he continued to make out with sparkling
court day
"uh. we are here to represent this...arrangement of these 'lovers'. now our defiant was caught cheating with a bartender at a bar. i hate my job. now would yogurt come up to the stand ig"
"HE CHEATED On mE!!!!11!!!"
"technically i did not."
"YOU DID"
"i didnt. as i said before i never loved you in the first place"
"BUT UR STILL MY BODYGURD"
"im an assassin dumbass im only ur bodyguard to kill u"
"WHAT"
"stop talking in caps jfc"
"BUT WE WERE SO CLOSE WHY"
"i just want money. im kidding i just wanted to see how long it took u"
"WAHHHHhhh!!!111!!!!!1!!!!" he ran ut again
"do u want to continue"
"sure" spirkebing said
they made out in the cord room
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Fanfiction(Crack Oneshots) crack oneshots so my account dosen't die out like an old prune lmao.
