(ft. family hcs and friend hcs lol)
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Lilac: Good morning.
Mint Choco: Good morning.
Cocoa: Good morning.
Roguefort: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Earl grey: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Lilac: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Mint Choco: Rude.
Cocoa: That's fair.
Roguefort: Not again.
Earl grey: Are you going to want this back?
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Pomegranate: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Licorice: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Poison Mushroom: In your pantry!
Pomegranate: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Licorice: Is your friend here?
Pomegranate, motioning to Lilac: Yeah.
Licorice, to Lilac: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Scorpion: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Scorpion: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Scorpion: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Scorpion, to Licorice and Poison Mushroom: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Licorice: YAAAAAAAAY!
Poison Mushroom: THE PRESTIGE!
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Pomegranate: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!Licorice: To the city?Pomegranate: Yeah, no matter what!Poison Mushroom: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?Pomegranate: I... I don't know!Lilac: Oh come off it, be serious!Pomegranate: I am serious!Lilac: You're insane!Scorpion: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!Everyone:Pomegranate: What???Scorpion: Or maybe it was a basset hound!Lilac, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
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RogueFort: Is something burning?
Lilac: Just my love for you.
RogueFort: Lilac, the toaster is on fire.
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Earl Grey: Okay, help me please!
Lilac: Got two words for you.
Earl Grey: I bet they won't be helpful.
Lilac: Your problem.
Earl Grey: I was right
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Herb: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Lilac: Herb, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
YOU ARE READING
❝𝐶𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑂𝑛𝑒𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑠❞
Fiksi Penggemar(Crack Oneshots) crack oneshots so my account dosen't die out like an old prune lmao.
