"hey do you wanna kiss" sparkling asked lilac cookie
"um ok" the floral or whatever the fuck it's spelled answered.
they kiss - on the lips - lilac breaks the kiss before they started to cough rather violently.
"oh shit are you alright?" sparkling asked very concernedly for his lover.
they give out another coughing fit before spitting out what seemed to be a cork - the ones used for alcohol and other drinks.
"sparkling, my love, darling, what the fuck is this." the assassin demands, holding the stopper in two fingers.
"oh um uhhhhhhh"
"well?"
"i swallow corks for a living"
"what"
"idk where tho put them so i fucking eat them idk"
"spark who the FUCK eats corks."
"me."
"ur weird - but i love you so it doesn't matter - but please don't make me have to chock on another cork"
"ok"
they kiss again
the end
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Fanfic(Crack Oneshots) crack oneshots so my account dosen't die out like an old prune lmao.
