[ ps - "hibiscus" by fernshaw doesnt count considering that's literally the only lilaccream fanfic that i genuinely like and thats saying something. ]
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"hey ur hired" pain yogurt said
"ok."
"i will show you where he is" he sai again as he lead lilac to the room his younger brother was.
"whos this" yogurt asked
"ur new bodygard"
"ok"
2 minutes later
"hey whats ur name"
"lilac"
"that's a good name"
"what do you want to do"
"uhhhhh lets go outside"
"ok"
like 1 1/2 years ater
"have u killed him yet"
"no"
"you fucking worthless bitch i cant belive that you didnt get the job done like i asked you to ur such a whore kill yourself u ugly bitch"
plain then waleked off
"oh"
lilac cried or someting
time skip
"since ur dumbass doent want to do ur job like youre SUPPOSED to i hired another assassin"
"hi lol" scoripion said
"oh my fucking god not u again" lilac said under his breath
"yes me again"
time skip again
"hey lilac can i sleep with you"
"why"
"i had a nightmare :("
"fine" lilac said as they moved over.
another fucking timeskip
"hey yogurt do you-"
lilac stopped mid-sentense when they saw yogurt dead
he ried
the end
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❝𝐶𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑂𝑛𝑒𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑠❞
Fanfiction(Crack Oneshots) crack oneshots so my account dosen't die out like an old prune lmao.
