lilac went for a walk. it was nice that day because he didn't have to deal with yogurt cream ad his stopud whining
they spoted a child that was walking
oh
"haha ur british"
that hurted his feelings
"im not british im fucking russian you stupid fucking chid"
"but u look british"
vine bom
"dose it look like i drink tea 24 fucking 7 no i don't"
"stop being mean :("
"no lol"
"ur still british tho lolol" there was a vine boom sound when the chold said that
that hurted their feelings even more
"stop calling me british im russiani"
"no ur british"
he cried
"STOP CALING ME BRTISH"
"no u sound british"
"IM RUSSIAN"
"no u arent"
lilac cried
the end
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❝𝐶𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑂𝑛𝑒𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑠❞
Fanfiction(Crack Oneshots) crack oneshots so my account dosen't die out like an old prune lmao.
