theif: lilac dear
theif: lilac? mon bijou? are you online?
theif: hm
theif: @ lilac
plant: i think they fell asleep
theif: its 2 in the afternoon, why the fuck would they be sleeping at this time
plant: well lilac usually comes to my shop to visit me and sometimes fell asleep on me - not that i mind
theif: oh ok
violin: i had another cocert today
theif: concert* and when did i ask
violin: no but you needed to know you dumb fuck
theif: fuck you
violin: anyway wheres lilac
theif: hes asleep or something
violin: oh ok
espresso: can you all shut up im trying to work
theif:
theif: no
espresso:
theif:
espresso:
theif:
theif: say something
espresso went offline
theif: oh
lilac: what the hell
theif: oh mon amour ur awake!!
theif: hold on
theif has added eclair to the groupchat
lilac: who
lilac: who the fuck is that
theif: eclair
lilac: oh no
lilac: please no
lilac: my master is already british pelase stoptbhs
lilac: no please
lilac: ill do anything
lilac: i fcking hate british pepe
theif: what
violin: guys i think lilac likes british people
lilac: NO I FUCKIH DPMT
theif: are you ok
lilac: no
YOU ARE READING
❝𝐶𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑂𝑛𝑒𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑠❞
Fanfiction(Crack Oneshots) crack oneshots so my account dosen't die out like an old prune lmao.
