Y/N woke up, and she tossed on her favorite pink hoodie with shorts to top it all off: a messy bun. She also had an hourglass body that had big boobies, the fattest ass you'll ever see in a lifetime, and the tiniest waist in the century, like she was about to snap in two.
She didn't have parents because they all exploded when she was three along with her 2 sisters, 1 brother, and 43 hamsters that the mother kept shitting out for some odd reason.
She lived with her grandparents that didn't love her because they're fucking old. They gave her a dirty look but gave her a huge breakfast that she only took one bite out of before going on the school bus.
"Fucking twat!" The grandpa yelled, swinging his cane in the air aggressively while the bus drove away, with y/n in it.
When the bus got to the school, y/n was about to go to her locker until she saw the hottest dude standing near her locker. Immediately wanting to move closer to the boy
"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi! I'm y-y-y-y-y-y/n!" y/n spoke in a quiet voice.
"What the fuck do you want you stank," said the bad boy, glaring at the girl. "I'm trying to have a conversation with this hot ass chick"
y/n looked at the lady, then back at the bad boy.
"i-i-i-i-i-i-i can win you with my s-s-s-singing s-s-s-skills!" Y/n said proudly as she whipped a microphone out of her pants.
"wait what the fuck"
before the bad boy could say anything, y/n started her horrible singing
"Like a small boat
On the ocean
Sending big waves
Into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosionAnd all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?This is my fight song
Take back my life song
Prove I'm alright song
My power's turned on
Starting right now I'll be strong
I'll play my fight song
And I don't really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me—"
"BOO"
"YOU STINK"
"YOU'RE SINGING IS DOGSHIT"
"GO BACK TO UR DEAD PARENTS LMAO"
y/n looked at the crowd that was booing at her beautiful singing. Her blue orbs welled up in tears, and she ran off.
the bad boy felt bad and walked up the girls bathroom and knocked on it.
"are you ok bby girl"
"No :("
"they're all stupid ur better than them."
"Ok :("
They then made out in the girls bathroom, having 297486582648658628 kids with her old ass grandparents disagreed on so she used her terrible singing voice to make them into old prunes.
THE END
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Fanfiction(Crack Oneshots) crack oneshots so my account dosen't die out like an old prune lmao.
