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"espresoo"
"what the fuck do you want - don't you see I'm busy"
"no. anyway can e go to mcodnalds"
"no"
"why not"
"do you have mcodnalds money"
"yes"
"oh ok - but you can drive urself"
"i cant drive dummy"
"ugh fine - taking my time out of my day to drive ur ass to mcdonlds." he said the last part to himself
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they crashed the car right into mcdonalds - but it wasn't mcodnalds it was a sandwich place
"hello welcome to sandwich place trademark what would u like" saidich cookie said, ignoring the car that was crashed into the place
"hi can i get chicken mcnugests" earl grey said
"we don't serve those"
"the fuck you mean you don't serve those"
"this isn't a mcdonsals you goddamn idiot this is a sandwich place" sandich said
"el can u get me a big mac"
"bro i said e arent mconalds"
"gh"
"but do you have burgers" earl asked, esoresoo was waiting in the car inpatient.
"bro this is a fucking sandwich place we don't have burgers"
"SANDWICHES ARE BURGERS"
"NO THEYRE NOT"
"fuck this pace - espresso start ths fucking car" earl said angerly
"ok"
they pulled out and some of the wall caved in
"i hate it here"
earl gave the sandwich place trademark a bad rating on yelp after
the end
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