Rantaro: I don't believe in the moon. I think it's the back of the sun.
Wakiya, being held back by Daigo: JUST LET ME PUNCH HIM ONCE THAT'S ALL I ASK OF YOU
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Wakiya: Is there anyone here who doesn't like me?
Rantaro: *raises his hand*
Wakiya: Okay. Now slap yourself in the face with that hand because your opinion is invalid.
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Shu: Wakiya, could you please stop saying savage?
Valt: Can I say it?
Shu: No.
Wakiya: Savage
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Rantaro: I've never seen snow, someone please describe it to me
Wakiya: It smells like water
Rantaro: It's like I'm there
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Shu: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.
Rantaro: No
Shu: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage
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Daigo: Keep an eye on Rantaro today. He's gonna say the wrong thing to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Wakiya: Sure, I'd love to see Rantaro get punched.
Daigo: Try again.
Wakiya: I will...stop Rantaro from getting punched?
Daigo: Correct.
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Wakiya: Can you pass the salt?
Rantaro: Of course.
Rantaro: *moves it further away*
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Rantaro, at a departmental store: I don't think this rack has anything worth buying.
Rantaro: *holds up a shirt that reads "FANCY BITCH"* Oops, spoke too soon!
Wakiya: Put that back. I'm the fancy bitch here
Just a quick question. Do you guys enjoy these scenarios I put or do you wish I'd stop blowing up your notifications? These just randomly come in my head and I thought they'd be funny, which is why I share them.
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