Wakiya and Rantaro being Wakiya and Rantaro

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Rantaro: I don't believe in the moon. I think it's the back of the sun.

Wakiya, being held back by Daigo: JUST LET ME PUNCH HIM ONCE THAT'S ALL I ASK OF YOU

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Wakiya: Is there anyone here who doesn't like me?

Rantaro: *raises his hand*

Wakiya: Okay. Now slap yourself in the face with that hand because your opinion is invalid.

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Shu: Wakiya, could you please stop saying savage?

Valt: Can I say it?

Shu: No.

Wakiya: Savage

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Rantaro: I've never seen snow, someone please describe it to me

Wakiya: It smells like water

Rantaro: It's like I'm there

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Shu: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

Rantaro: No

Shu: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage

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Daigo: Keep an eye on Rantaro today. He's gonna say the wrong thing to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Wakiya: Sure, I'd love to see Rantaro get punched.

Daigo: Try again.

Wakiya: I will...stop Rantaro from getting punched?

Daigo: Correct.

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Wakiya: Can you pass the salt?

Rantaro: Of course.

Rantaro: *moves it further away*

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Rantaro, at a departmental store: I don't think this rack has anything worth buying.

Rantaro: *holds up a shirt that reads "FANCY BITCH"* Oops, spoke too soon!

Wakiya: Put that back. I'm the fancy bitch here



Just a quick question. Do you guys enjoy these scenarios I put or do you wish I'd stop blowing up your notifications? These just randomly come in my head and I thought they'd be funny, which is why I share them.

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