If the boys went to Disneyland with your children

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Yo. I know, I discontinued this book, but this is a goodbye gift for all of you. I hope you enjoy!

The dialogues are taken from this video. PLEASE watch it, it's absolutely hilarious.

The dialogues are all written in separate parts and are different for each boy.


Shu: We made to the happiest place on earth, it's 9am and I gotta schedule every moment till 9pm.

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Rantaro: 45 DOLLARS FOR SPARKLY MOUSE EARS?! (To child) Baby, do you want these, or do you wanna go to college?!

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Daigo, walking away from Goofy: Absolutely not, Absolutely not.

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Wakiya: We're not waiting an hour and a half for impressions of France, okay? Eat a baguette, lose a world war. That's my impression of France. Let's go to Space Mountain.

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Free to Y/n: No, I'm not gonna push him in a stroller, okay? He's four.

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Shu to your children: No, you cannot have Goofy shaped chicken nuggets. Sit down, your mother brought ham sandwiches.

Y/n: I did?-

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Free  or Daigo to child: Listen, Rebecca, she's not coming out today, okay? That dream to meet Elsa, you better let it go.

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Wakiya or Rantaro: Oh you wanna go to a small world all by yourself, huh? Well, it's gonna turn into a pretty big world when you come outside and can't find your parents.

Child: sobbing

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Valt: Oh, now my wife wants a photo with Gaston. Perfect.

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Shu or Free: Well, hurry up and believe your feet aren't sore, this is Disney. Use your iMaGinAtIon.

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Daigo: Points at chains

See these locks right here, kids? That's what happens when you disobey your parents.

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Wakiya: You know what I wanna ride? A park bench in the shade.

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Valt: My goodness, I gotta fake a leg injury or something. I need one of those scooters.

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Rantaro or Shu: We've been here for 10 hours. I mean my love language is quality time but not this much.

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Free: A 4 hour wait for toy story? That line is to infinity and beyond-

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Wakiya: Well, is it air conditioned? If not, I don't wanna go.

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Valt or Daigo: Informacion- No, it's in Portuguese! No wonder this map doesn't make any sense.

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Shu:(To Child) IF YOU DON'T GET BACK HERE BY THE COUNT OF 3, I WILL SPANK YOU INTO TOMORROWLAND.

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Alright, that's it. Hope you enjoyed!

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