Puns

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I just felt like putting this chapter up that is dedicated to puns.
First pun:
The person who made knock-knock jokes deserves a "no-bell" prize.
2:
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, but then it hit me.
3:
I was reading a good book about mazes. I got lost in it.
4:
The invention of the shovel was ground-breaking
5(response to 4):
But the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
6(response to 4 and 5):
Come on! It was the invention of the wheel that really got things rolling.
7:
What do call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses!
8:
To write with a broken pencil is pointless!
9:
Sim a wasn't moving fast enough, so I told him to Mufasa.
10:
In image.

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