Actual Me: hey guys long time no see! Or speak! Or much of anything!
Me: oh hello. Nice to see you here in our humble building at the edge of the universe.
Actual Me: *suspiciousssssss* what did you do in that break where I was only posting status updates and no dares??????
Sadie: she-
Me: *covers her mouth* nothinggggggg
Actual Me: Bacon Cat you WILL tell me what you did or I will fire you.
Rhode: please do fire her!
Actual Me: CAN SOME OC TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
Tally: Bacon Cat accidentally lost Whittney in space
Actual Me: *0* *turns to Bacon Cat* you....
Me: she's still alive in some other universe *shrugs it off*
Actual Me: *hugs Bacon Cat*
Me: uhhhhhh
Actual Me: you made a convenient excuse for me to not have an Fnaf character in this!
Me: .... You set this up didn't you.
Actual Me: *crying tears of joy* *sniff sniff* a little *hugs tighter*
Me: .... You are almost as bad as me right now
Actual Me: shhhhhhhhh
Also you probably shouldn't keep using "Me". It confuses the readers.
Me: Exactly!
Actual Me: ..... How much you wanna bet there are three comments of people saying they thought me was actual me?
Me: hmmmmm.... 1 new OC to replace Whittney?
Actual Me: alright that's what you get if I lose. What do I get if I win?
Me: I'll sing that cat song with you.
Actual Me: *gasp* you mean the "Cat. I'm a kitty cat. And I-"
Me: yes that one.
Actual Me: you have to do it in your Satan form, too.
Me: but-
Actual Me: shhhhhh
Me: fine.
Actual Me: ayeeeeee ok!
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So uh.... No more Whittney sorry not sorry love y'all bye!
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