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First, IM FINALLY NOT SICK I ACTUALLY WENT TO SCHOOL TODAY YAY!
Second, I will be temporarily changing my username to Catlovesmeatflabs for one day. NO ONE TAKE MY USERNAME OF CATLOVESBACON!
By the was Catlovesmeatflabs is a joke thing. Let me explain. So I was in the cafeteria and I really didn't want the lunch I brought. I heard they had chicken tenders, so I gave my friend the stuff I had brought, and I got the chicken tenders from the cafeteria. I go and sit down, and finally realize how freaking disgusting these things look. They are like just square things of meat with a slight bread crumb coating. So I sit there, and I pick one up at one end with my index finger and thumb only and wiggle it a bit. I look at my friends and go, "God this isn't even like chicken tenders. It's just like...
Like...
Like meat flabs."
And everyone just started dying with laughter. Then one of my friends said I should change my username on Wattpad to Catlovesmeatflabs, and I'm like "Why not?" So yeah here we are.

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