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Ten Comebacks/Burns

I felt like posting ten comebacks/Burns, just because.

1- Person One- "I can't stand you, Person Two!"
Person Two- "Then bish, have a seat."

2- (can only be used at a Halloween party, Halloween, or costume party) "Nice Halloween mask! Oh... That's your face...."

3- "Cool story, bro."
Ok so this one would be after someone says something mean about you. It shows you really don't care.
Example:
"You are so stupid!"
"Cool story, bro."

4- "You must have been born on a highway, cause that's where most accidents happen."
This one is only for really mean people.

5- "Yo mama."
Someone says something mean? Change the subject with a yo mama joke. Here are some yo mama jokes for you:
"Yo mama is so fat, her splash attack actually does damage."
"You mama is so ugly, her face makes onions cry."
"Yo mama is so ugly, Hello Kitty told her goodbye."

6- "You are as sweet as a *insert thing you are allergic to* pie."
"Aww thanks, that is so nice!"
"I am allergic to *thing you are allergic to from before*"
";-;"

7- "You're short."
"Well, things only grow until they are perfect. Some people just take... *look them up and down* longer then others."

8- "Obesity runs in my family"
"Nobody runs in your family."
";-;"

9- (if you are adopted and get made fun of about it)
"Haha you're adopted!"
"At least my parents chose me! Yours are just stuck with you."

10- Break out into a song. If someone is annoying you, annoy them back with the most irritating song you can think of. Like Rebecca Black's "Friday".

UPDATE!:
Since a lot of people were saying they weren't allergic to anything, I found another one:
"I love you like I do my *insert something that may seem like you like it, but you don't*"
"Aww thanks!"
"I hate my *thing from earlier*."