E: What did the Buffalo say when his kids went to school?
J:...oh no
E:Bi Son
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E: Why won't you go bungee jumping with us?
J: A broken rubber brought me into this world, a broken rubber is NOT gonna take me and out of it
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E: What do you call a crybaby who can see ghosts?
J: Sensitive.
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J: What do you call a dog with no legs?
E: A sad sight?
J: It doesn't matter what you call it, it ain't coming.
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J:Why doesn't the skeleton go to the haunted house?
E:..Because they don't have the guts.
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HumorMost of these jokes are not mine, and I do not take credit for them. This is my first time writing here, so I likely won't have a schedule. You are the one who chose to listen to a certified idiot.
