J:Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
E:Excuse me?
J: His pants fit like a glove!
E:Really? A penis joke?
J:I have some more that could make your hole weak
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E:How do you spot a blind man in a nudist camp?
J: How?
E:Well it isn't hard
J:I've heard a lot of jokes, but I don't think I nudist one
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J:So I mixed up the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza"
E:So?
J:Well now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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J: What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants
E: Excuse me?
J:One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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HumorMost of these jokes are not mine, and I do not take credit for them. This is my first time writing here, so I likely won't have a schedule. You are the one who chose to listen to a certified idiot.
