You are driving a train going 48 miles per hour. You go up a hill at 10 degrees, and then through a tunnel for 2 miles. What color are the drivers eyes?
I did say you were the one conducting it.
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What starts with C, ends with T, has a U and an N in the middle, is brown, hard, covered in hair, and is filled with white liquid.
A coconut
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What doesn't work until broken?
A glowstick
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You come to a fork in the road. There are two paths. One leads to death, the other to prosperity. You see a pair of twin brothers at the road, you heard that one can only lie, and the other only tells the truth. You can only ask one of them one question, and you don't know which of them is which. What do you ask them?
Ask either one of them what their brother would say and then go the opposite path.
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