E: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
J: Don't you da-
E: A ripoff -------------------------------------------
Four nuns show up to the pearly gates of Heaven. The angel, Gabriel, asks them all the same question. "Have you ever touched a penis?"
The first one goes up and say that they touched one with the tips of their fingers, so Gabriel makes her dip her fingertips on holy water. The second nun walks up and said she touched one with her whole hand. Thus, Gabriel has her dip her whole hand in holy water
The fourth nun cuts in front of the third and says "I'm going next cuz I ain't gargling that shit after the third sticks her ass in it."
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J: How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
E: one?
J: Yeah, but it takes a whole emergency room staff to get it back out
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