The more you take away from me, the bigger I get. What am I?
A hole.
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J: what do rich people and fat people have in common?
E: They have a lot of pounds.
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E: What do peoples love most about bananas?
J: if this is a dirty joke I swea-
E:They're appealing
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Dad: I screwed your mom.
Son: But I've been deeper inside her than you ever have
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J: What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
E: Oh god no-
J: Usain can finish a race
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E: What do you call a really good omelette?
J: Don't you dare..
E: ...Eggcellent
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Jokes From a Certified Idiot
HumorMost of these jokes are not mine, and I do not take credit for them. This is my first time writing here, so I likely won't have a schedule. You are the one who chose to listen to a certified idiot.
