A man is sleeping with a woman when her husband pulls into the driveway. She grabs him and throws him in the closet, where he waits for a chance to leave.
"So... It's dark in here" said the woman's son. Knowing that he had been caught the man asked the kid what he wanted, and the boy says:
"I'll seel you my bat for $500"
The man groans and gives him the money.
A few weeks later and the man is sleeping with the woman again. She pushes him back into the closet, and yet again:
"So... It's dark in here" the boy says.
"What do you want now!?" Says the man, to which the little boy smugly replies:
"$500 for my ball and glove"
The man groans and hands him the money.
A few weeks later and the husband goes up to the kid and asks "Hey, son. Wanna play some baseball?" To which the boy responds:
"I can't, I sold my ball, bat, and glove for $1000!"
The husband looks furious with his son, for having cheated someone out of so much money, and takes him to church to confess.
Thirty minutes later and the boy is sitting in the booth and he says:
"So... It's dark in here"
The priest gets up and yells "Don't start that shit again!"
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HumorMost of these jokes are not mine, and I do not take credit for them. This is my first time writing here, so I likely won't have a schedule. You are the one who chose to listen to a certified idiot.
