J: What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
E: *heavy sigh* What... What's the difference..
J: One is 4,000 and the other is a little lighter.
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E: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
J: I don't know
E: One's a watch snatcher and the other is a snatch watcher
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J: Black birds have black babies.
E: Yeah?
J: White birds have white babies.
E: What's your point?
J: What type of bird has no babies?
E: What??
J: A swallow.
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E: What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from getting rusty?
J: No clue.
E: He sticks it in Olive Oil
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HumorMost of these jokes are not mine, and I do not take credit for them. This is my first time writing here, so I likely won't have a schedule. You are the one who chose to listen to a certified idiot.
