J: We want low flying plane noises!
E:..And when do we want them?
E&J:NYOOOW
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J: Why was the fisherman happy?
E:... Why?
J: The fish mermaid his day
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J: What's a banana's favorite yoga pose?
E:The spli-
J: THE SPLITS
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HumorMost of these jokes are not mine, and I do not take credit for them. This is my first time writing here, so I likely won't have a schedule. You are the one who chose to listen to a certified idiot.
