J: Ever heard of an Australian Kiss?
E: what? No?
J:It's like a French kiss, but down under.
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J: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
E: What happened, is he alright?
J: yeah, he woke up.
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Farther is physical distance.
Further is figurative distance.
Father is emotional distance.
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J: what do terrorists and seeing-eye dogs have in common?
E: I don't know
J: They both c 4 you.
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E: Who are the fastest readers in history?
J:I don't know, you tell me
E: The 9/11 survivors because they went through 12 stories in four seconds.
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HumorMost of these jokes are not mine, and I do not take credit for them. This is my first time writing here, so I likely won't have a schedule. You are the one who chose to listen to a certified idiot.
