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J: Ever heard of an Australian Kiss?

E: what? No?

J:It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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J: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

E: What happened, is he alright?

J: yeah, he woke up.

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Farther is physical distance.

Further is figurative distance.

Father is emotional distance.

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J: what do terrorists and seeing-eye dogs have in common?

E: I don't know

J: They both c 4 you.

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E: Who are the fastest readers in history?

J:I don't know, you tell me

E: The 9/11 survivors because they went through 12 stories in four seconds.

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