A blonde walks into a dry cleaners and tells the lady at the register that's she needs an outfit washed.
The lady was a bit distracted, so she looked up and said "Come again?"
The blonde said " Nope, it's toothpaste this time."
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Two nuns were chilling in a park, when a flasher walked past and showed off. One nun had a stroke... The other couldn't reach.
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J: what's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
E: what?
J: A pool table.
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E: What's red and bad for your teeth?
J: I don't know
E: Brick.
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HumorMost of these jokes are not mine, and I do not take credit for them. This is my first time writing here, so I likely won't have a schedule. You are the one who chose to listen to a certified idiot.
