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(Barry B. Benson lookin' ass 💀)
"Why do you say 'ya' and 'yer'?" Hacchin questioned.
Satoshi looked to the Miya twins, "You sound like cowboys."
Irk marks appeared on Atsumu and Osamu's foreheads.
"There's nothin' wrong with how we talk, right, 'Samu?" Atsumu replied.
Osamu nodded, "It's just the way we speak."
"Does Mama talk like that too?" The twins tilted their heads.
"Yes," Osamu chuckled.
Hacchin turned to Satoshi with wide eyes.
"Sato, maybe if we speak like them, Mama will wake up sooner," Hacchin offered.
Satoshi nodded rapidly, "She'll know our cute voices."
"Let's practice."
Hacchin and Satoshi faced one another.
"Y-yer..."
"Y-ya don't know what y-yer talkin' about..."
The little twins were thoroughly concentrated on mastering the Kansai dialect.
Hacchin turned and pointed at Atsumu, "Yer... yer hair does not look good."
Atsumu's eye twitched.
Satoshi turned to Osamu, "Yer... yer Onigiri is not as good as Mama's."
Osami sweatdropped.
Satoshi and Hacchin turned back to each other with satisfied looks.
"Yer pretty good," they both said.
They craned their necks towards the Miya twins and smirked, "We're better than ya both."
"O-oi..." Osamu's voice trailed off.
"Yer both little brats..." Atsumu muttered.
"But we're cuter than ya," Hacchin had a smug expression.
"No one can resist these curls," Satoshi shook his head to make his curls bounce.
Hacchin crossed his arms, "Mhmm. Ya both got flat hair."
The Miya twins grumbled to themselves.
Hacchin turned to his brother, "See, Sato? Uncle 'Tsumu and Uncle 'Samu can't handle us. We are better~."
Satoshi snickered as the Miya twins glared at the little twins.
And that's the story of how Satoshi and Hacchin picked up the Kansai dialect.
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Osamu: I want to make a charcuterie board
Me: why make one when you got a charcoochery board right here *gestures to myself*
Osamu: ...
Me: ...
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Trololol. I hope you all enjoyed this one! Peace out to you lovely cinnamon rolls ✌️😙.
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