TW: Attempted swearing, Remus being Remus
genre- sh!tpost
Yes, this is based off of that scene from The Good Place.
"So, daddy-o, why'd you call me to your room? We gonna fork?" Remus began to giggle, but stopped. "Fork. Why did I- why can't I say fork??"
Patton grinned to himself. "If you're trying to curse here, kiddo, you can't."
Remus scoffed. "That's bullshirt. I can swear whenever the fork I want to and no one can stop me!"
"Well, I put an enchantment on my room that turns swear words into kinder words, hence why you keep saying fork!"
Remus growled. "So, you didn't call me here for sax?"
"Nope, just to test out the spell. Thanks for your help!"
Remus grumbled as he walked away, flipping Patton off. He'd have to get Janus to censor that too.
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