Request from Jadafang
Sassy Patton took them by surprise (the hatred in his eyes~ whoops) Virgil is enjoying it, the sarcastic dude. Moxiety.
I pushed this man as far as he could go
But he lacked the words to let me know!
He acted out, now I can see it is my fault~
Genre- fluff I suppose
TW I guess? I don't know how to be sassy, so this may end up being borderline unsympathetic.
Patton skipped downstairs like usual. Everyone was in their normal spots: Logan at the bar, Roman prancing in front of the TV, and Virgil sitting on the arm of the recliner.
Patton skipped into the kitchen, humming tunelessly as he prepared breakfast. Except this time, Logan had something to say.
"Patton, would you please refrain from doing that? I find it quite distracting."
The words hurt, Patton wouldn't deny that, but he refused to take it lying down.
"Well, I don't like being lectured, but I never tell you to stop, do I?" Patton shot back, catching everyone in the commons off-guard.
"Wow, looks like someone's got a backbone," Virgil remarked. He was awed by his father figure's newfound courage.
"Yeah, now if only Roman could do the same," Patton said with a giggle. Roman scoffed in offense.
Virgil's eyes lit up. "Me mememe tell me something!"
Patton thought. "Well, you do tend to be a bit paranoid sometimes.. but that's okay! You get nervous and it just amplifies, that's fine!" Patton couldn't bring himself to upset his youngest kiddo.
"Cmon, Pat, I've heard worse! Give it a chance, I can take a few harsh words."
"Well, I.." Patton took a deep breath. "I don't like going into your room because of the creepy crawly death dealer curtains and you have some as pets and it seriously terrifies me! Wow, that was all one breath."
Virgil blinked. "That's the best you've got?" Patton nodded sheepishly. Virgil chuckled. "That's seriously tame compared to what I say to myself."
"Kiddo..."
"It's fine, I'm fine. I'll be in my room if you need me." And with that, Virgil sunk out.
"He didn't eat anything..."
Ok so I failed. My bad!
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