Sanders Sides Oneshots

Cuddles - DRTLAMP - Request

Request from Jadafang
Drtlamp (all): Janus is cold-blooded like a snake. It's winter so he needs to warm up. Body heat works best so he forces them all to cuddle him and doesn't let them go which they all find amusing.

Genre- extreme fluff.

Janus sighed, staring out the window at the snow. Just looking at it made him shiver. Being half-snake meant he was more often than not cold blooded, and today was one of those days.

Janus shivered again, the chill already seeming to settle into his bones, and went downstairs. Patton, Logan, and Virgil were already there. Patton was in the kitchen whipping up breakfast, Virgil was sprawled across the couch, and Logan was at the table already, papers and books spread out around his computer. They were all so warm, Janus could feel it from the stairs. Surely some cuddles wouldn't hurt?

The cold-blooded side started with the father figure, who had the warmest personality. And oh, it reflected into his heat signature! Hugging Patton was like hugging a fireball in Janus's state.

Said fireball was also a bit confused, not to mention blushing, which only made him warmer. "Uh, what are you doing, Jan?" he asked, turning around to look at the side hugging him from behind.

"Cuddling you," came the muffled reply.

"Kiddo, I need to cook breakfast."

"Nooo!"

"Jan-- oh my god did you just hiss at me? I thought only Virgil did that!"

"Janus is half snake, Patton. And I believe that is why he is exhibiting the behaviors that he is."

"Well, if you understand it so well, maybe you could take him?"

Janus hissed again and tightened his grip around Morality's torso. He refused to let go of the blazing fireball of warmth between his arms, because the moment he let go all of the warmth would be sucked out of him and he would be back to square one.

Patton finally caved and continued cooking, a bit hindered by the half-snake holding him hostage with affection. It wasn't until a foot accidentally got stepped on that Patton realized he was making a bad decision.

"Logie, can you please take him? I can't stand him getting hurt."

"I would truly prefer not to, Patton, I do not enjoy prolonged physical contact--"

It was too late, as the side in yellow had already teleported in Logan's lap, the left side of his face nestled against the logical side's chest. The position sent the normally stoic side into a frenzied blush. Janus smiled and wrapped his arms around Logan's waist, enjoying the warmth.

It took a few minutes for Logan to create a coherent sentence, but what he came up with was "Janus, I understand that this is necessary for you, but your current position is making me quite uncomfortable. Perhaps you could cuddle Virgil instead?" Janus hissed for the third time, causing a small yet aggravated sigh to escape Logan's lips.

It was almost fifteen minutes of maneuvering around Janus before the youngest side looked up from his position on the couch. "Need some help, teach?" he asked with a smirk. Logan sighed in relief and nodded.

The next thing Janus knew, he was snuggled up against a black and purple figure, a warm hand running through his hair repetitively. The two sides didn't say anything, just listened to each other breathing.

After a moment, Virgil got worried. Janus had just spent almost twenty-five minutes cuddling the two original lightsides who were still available, and he was still ice cold. Was it really one of those days? If it was, then they would just have to wait it out, but Janus was a train wreck whenever he was in this state. Sure, it wasn't bad yet, but by the end of the day he would be shivering like a leaf and there would be no helping him and the only option was to watch him suffer like that and Virgil hated seeing his first boyfriend like that and it hurt oh god it hurt seeing that pitiful face and--