Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |

Levi when he's drunk

Levi: No! No! No! No! I don't want to marry Eren! I want to marry the broom! I want to marry Windex! I want to marry a soap bar! *angry drunk toddler noises*

Eren: /heart been broke so many times/

Nanaba: /is like dealing with a teenager on tantrum/ Should we do something?

Hange: Not yet! *recording* Uwaahh!!! This is how Levi act when his drunk? So cute!!!

Nanaba: How was seeing him drunk cute?!? He's literally choking Eren!!!

Hange: Wait really?

Levi: You are fucking disgusting! Why don't you shove your dick in bitchkasa's ass or something?! Your filthy! *throws Eren across the table*

Erwin: *grabs then holds Levi like a cat* Hey siri, how to calm a drunk toddler?!

Siri: Bold of you to assume a toddler can get drunk bitch

Erwin: It's Levi Fucking Ackerman

Levi: IT'S LEVI APPLEBEES NOT ACKERMAN YOU BUSHY EYEBROWS

Siri: Give him McFlurry Clorox

Mike: *sniffs around for the McFlurry Clorox*

Levi: *ranting some relatable shits about life and how everyone is filthy. Basically embarrassing himself*

Erwin: We are never drinking again...

Later that day

Levi: I wasn't that drunk

Hange: *shows the video and laughs maniacally*

Levi: Fuck...