Eren: I sense something..
Armin: Sense what? 
Eren: I sense my omega is getting hit on by some random ass alpha in the store!! 
Armin: Wait Eren-
Eren: *yeets himself out of his apartment*
Meanwhile
Erwin: Why did you stop being a stripper? 
Levi: Well, I found out about lap dance so I decided to join that because it looks more wild. Not that my alpha will ever know anyways..
Erwin: And you're still...?
Levi: Nope, I quit because of the susssy high paycheck. I'm certain that my boss is trying to get his dick in me.. 
Erwin: At least your not working at that terrible job now. 
                                      
                                          
                                  
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Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |
RandomWarnings⚠️ - Extreme cussing - My stupidity - Levi harem - Levi being suffer bcuz I love him - Horny bois - I'm sorry not sorry - Ships Please don't kill me, I suffer enough lmao
