Eren: How the fuck r we even gonna open this thing?!
Hange: Let me! *walks to the door* OPEN SESAME!!!!!
Moblit: Them door can't obey order
Door: Bitch u thought!
Hange: Welp, it doesn't want to open!
Moblit: It's an inanimate object!
Door: Your all dirty that's why!!!!
Eren: Let me try!
Mikasa: Ereh no!
Door: Clean first!!!!!
Erwin: Ah shit, where's my eyebrow comb?
Mike: It smells nice here
Nanaba: Anybody want fried fish?
Levi at the top of the wall
Levi: Who...?
Broom: LOOK AT THEM COVERING THOSE CLEAN FLOOR WITH DIRT!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!
Levi: Sweep them away...
Broom: Yes sir! *flies down*
Back at them mfs
Jean: Go fuck yourself Yeager!
Eren: Bitch! I ain't listening to a horse neighing the fak at meh!
Mikasa: Ereh calm down!
Moblit: Armin... I'm convinced that the three of you are the worst to travel with...
Armin: I told you!
Sasha: *eats all their food*
Erwin: *combing his eyebrows* It's bushier than ever! Smooth!!!
Connie: Apple bottom JEANS!!!!!
Hange: Boots with the fur!!!!!
Broom: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?!
Connie: THE BROOM JUST TALK AND FLY!!!!
Eren: Holy shit! Am I dreaming?! *punch Jeans* I guess not, Mikasa you try!
Jean: WHAT THE FUCK-
Mikasa: *kicks Jean on them balz* Yeah it's not a dream
Jean: SERIOUSLY!?!?!
Hange: YOU CAN TALK?!?! HOW?!?! OMG THE RUMORS WERE TRUE!!!!!
Broom: Silence! Dirty peasants!
Nanaba: We heard this is the cleanest wall and town here?
Broom: The dirty mortals is forbidden to enter! Only the clean are acceptable!!
Eren: Welp, I'm the only one clean here so I can-
Broom: *slaps Eren*
Mikasa: EREH!!!
Eren: What the fuck?!
Broom: Hoe you think your clean?!
Jean: *horse laughs*
Mike: You smell kinda gross too...
Moblit: I have cologne-
Nanaba: But can we enter the wall?
Broom: Did you not heard what I've said?! Only the clean mortals can enter!
Erwin: We can clean ourselves?
Broom: If you shitheads want to enter that badly, why don't you rub yourselves with flowers?!
YOU ARE READING
Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |
RandomWarnings⚠️ - Extreme cussing - My stupidity - Levi harem - Levi being suffer bcuz I love him - Horny bois - I'm sorry not sorry - Ships Please don't kill me, I suffer enough lmao
